Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
and you fell through a lawn chair
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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