How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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