Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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