How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
