That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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