Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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