So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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