he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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