Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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