I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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