I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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