But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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