I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
either way he was missing a nipple.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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