Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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