You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
