i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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