Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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