so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
