Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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