Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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