Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
