That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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