Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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