We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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