yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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