So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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