I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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