Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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