so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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