Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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