I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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