so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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