is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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