Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Everyone says I win the strip club
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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