Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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