what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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