He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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