The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
