i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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