did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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