Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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