Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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