playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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