make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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