In the future we'll all be gay
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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