The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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