Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My vagina just clenched in fear
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