if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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