...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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