I smell stomach acid.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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