U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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